Self care is listening to the same song thirty thousand times in a row
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@vesselwiththepestle This is a thousand shades of brilliant and I love him. Lookit my guy! My precious boy!
As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don't know how I survived life without it.
Happy 10 year anniversary to this dumbass post.
the years start comin’ and they sure don’t stop comin’
I have since moved out of my moms house, stopped destroying my hair with drugstore bleach, went back to school, got a job in tv, went through a pandemic, got married, quit that job, moved across the country, and gone back to school again to make video games.
The scimitar is proudly mounted on the stairs surrounded by LotR posters. It is still my most pragmatic purchase, aside from my bread machine. This bitch loves some fresh baked bread.
Anyways stay cool and stay kind everybody. <3
